12 TYPES OF FEMALE

hey here are twelve types of females which one r u ladies n guys which one would u rather be with....
enjoy

1. Ms. Gold-Digger

Advantages
a. You have someone to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other boys jealous.
d. She makes you look good.

Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your boy comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.


2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)

Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.

Disadvantages
a. Eventually, because she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your "main".
c. She messes with ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her stuff gets old. And you need a replacement.



3. Ms. Independent

Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.

Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say forget you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.


4. Ms. Dyme

Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.

Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up because every kat is gonna try to get her.




5. Ms. Tomboy

Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.

Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your boy.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.


6. Ms. Ghetto

Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She's always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.

Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mom can't stand her.
c. You get into it with her every other second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you PERIOD!!!!.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal .



7. Ms. Good Girl

Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.
g. 8/10 you will be her first sex partner

Disadvantages
a. She's an A or B situation either: A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or she will make you wait A LONG TIME or at least till he feel like you really like her and not just tryin to get some.. or.... B. She said she never done it she said she never tried she's sitting there telling a lie.


8. Ms. Main

Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.

Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass.


9. Ms. Psycho

Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.

Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Messing with her can make your life a living hell.

10. Ms. I have a Man.

Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.

Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.


11. Ms. Tease

Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every kat wants her cause she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.

Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)


12. MRS. RIGHT

Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme but she is BEAUTIFUL and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and then have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girls you've met. She's your woman. THE RIGHT ONE

Disadvantage: You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with Mrs 1- Mrs 11 that you let her go !

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A ngelic appearance which may sometimes be deceptive..

B abe 4 life

C harismatic and very competitive.....love challenges so much as well as caring

D etermined

E nergetic very very especially after some bottles of ribena n u knw what....lol

F orgetful (very very forgetful neva remember anything anymore)
runners up: fashion sista,fabulous n flirty

G od fearing....am very glad with my personal relationship with GOD

H omebody love to chill at home with friends, have a laff, drinks, watch movies n generally have fun within the four walls of my home

I nteresting babe neva a dull moment with this chic trust me

J ealous lover yes i am n am not sorry

K onvict album lover

L oving and loves easily (bad i knw but i cant help it)

M ummy's girl (cant do without my mum speak to her everyday)

N aija lo wa proudly naijan no doubt

O rganiser (organise peeps parties but no one ever helps organise mine hisssss0

P erfectionist (cant stand delibrate flaws)

Q ueen (african queen to be precise according to TU BABA)

R espectful and resourceful

S sarcastic and saucy when needed

T omboy (strictly converses and flats high heels make me wanna fall down)

U niversity graduate in the making

V verstile and vibrant

W inger ( i happen to winge alot so he says well wat can i say)
runner up:wonderful cook (dont f**k)

X mas faithful i love the feeling of xmas (the birth, gifts, food n more food)

Y oung

Z beats me am lost for words for this one abeg........

am back!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok i have no clue as to wat i am about to write but i have neglected this blog for far too long n i think its only fair i write sum down..
lets see, ok i just broke up with Mr. J about 2 weeks ago n he is in nigeria getting himself some naija loving (who cares????) anyhow my friend introduces me to his brother and he has been a major distraction for me so i really do not feel any emotional wahala after my break up...i miss him small sha!!!!!!
this guy lets call Y is so cool asides the fact that he swears alot, i really really like him oooooo but em get MRS. ok not as in wife ooo but girlfriend. let me give u guys the gist, you know when u meet sumone and u think all you want is just his company and dont really care about anything else..thats wat happened to urs truly ooooo i knew he had a mrs but she isnt in england so i just thot lets just keep ourselves comapny and help me get over my breakup and sturves like that..
well about 10 days ago he says he was disappearing for a bit and am wondering where is it this time cos he is always on the move and he drops the bombshell "my mrs. is coming to town"...OMG wat the heck r u talking about, well i act clamly like ok that cool meanwhile i don dey cry for inside my mind ooooooo..........
anyhow he says nothing changes and for a minute i thot y am i feeling bad afterall i knew all this but mehn common am only human n i do like this guy sha..
wat do i do...i still see him sha n i dont think he has gone to see her yet though but he is disappearing again this nite n i sure am gonna miss him..
life goes on they say...

on a lighter note i wanna wish everyone a wondderful new year ahead and i pray that the new year holds better and great things for each and everyone of us...
God bless...
i promise to be here more often AMEN...(i seriouls need to overcoome this laziness oooooo)
ciao...

so called work

ok i kinda work for my uncle (my auntys husband) but i hardly do anything n get paid...
so i leave the house every day with my uncle n i dont get to leave till he is ready (he could be at the office for 24 hrs if he is allowed) n this is beginning to get on my nerves i swear...
about this guy at work oh my God is so cute n he is single (the only single guy at work) damnnnnnnnnnnn but this is wrong cos am meant to have a boyfriend i think i love n then sometimes i dont knw wat i feel for him.
God help me ooooooooooooooo n deliver me from temptation cos if he makes a move me i go flirt oooooooooooooo after all there is no harm in a little harmless flirting abi?????????????????
i have plenty gist but am too lazy to type it now so stay tuned or lose out on the gist all u amebooooosssssssssss......
i think my uncle is finally ready to leave after their senior office jokesssssss am not allowed to hear cos he is married to my aunty (skeletons in the closet ooooooooooooooooooo na wa) abeg i no talk anything sha...
ciaooooooooooo

i dont knw wat to call this

ok am meant to be on holiday but am working cos i need to mak some money to be spent...
ok its my uncles mortagage company and its quite fun working here cos they r so friendly n we r like one big family...
besides i like one of the guys at work but i have a boyfriend in quote story for anoda day..

am excited

i have a cinema date with my friend n her boyfriend tomoro.....
finally i get to go out with someone since i gat here yipeeeee am so excited and am really looking forward to that....
will fill u in on how it goes....
am out cos its 1.33am n i should be in deep slumber...
ciao

really random

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
its like forever since i last blogged cos yours truly is very lazy (something i have to overcome thru he who strengthens me)....anyways guess am back and am gonna try to blog more often...

i leave in london but am in the states at the moment on holiday for a long while...prior to my visit i was so excited cos i was coming to meet family i havent seen in a while especially my one n only beloved brother n my newly acquired brothers and sisters, nieces n nephews(thanks to my mums new union)...
anyways my flight was for 9.15 in the morning n my oga (lets call him mr. J for future references) comes to pick me by 5am to take me to the airport cos he has to hurriedly drop me off n then n head for work n make all the money for both of us....
am dressed, packed n ready when he gets to mine n i could not stop talking about the trip..
get to the airport, check in after so much hassle cos of the color of my passport(very depressing trust me abeg make i do marry this guy change the color jo) n then go thru security checks and all and some duty free shopping (highlights of travellin) constantly checkin for my gate number and boarding time cos it was changed...
10 hours n we r finally at JFK yours truly was glad 2 hrs away to my final destination n the bombshell " all flights to BWI have been cancelled please go to delta airlines help desk to reschedule" OMG am stuck where do i start from, so i follow my fellow travellers n join the massive queue and after about 50mins its my turn,"am sorry ma'am but the next flight is fully booked but we can put u on standby n then confirm u for tomoro" that seemed fine n then i left the desk feeling satisfied...
7.30pm "all flights to BWI have been cancelled please go n rebook" WTF wat is going here am going crazy from hunger and tiredness anyways i start to call my family n i get my kid broda to send his friend over to pick me....
bottom line however i get to maryland the next day after a series of other cancelled flights n a flight to anoda airport not my original destination.
i get maryland n my luggage isnt here yet good thing cos i gat to go shopping immediately as everyone was feeling really sorry for wat i had gone thru..
am in maryland and getting bored though
abeg is this the america or is there still anoda i am not seeing abeg help me out here oooooooo...

i will keep u posted on my sojourn here in Gods own country n try to blog more often...
am out