i too like man sha!!!!

first let me apologise for my older posts that seem not to have the letter 'i' in certain words, it so happens that my 4 years old abacus as it s referred to by people who beleive i should throw it away n get a new one anyways my abacus refuses to type the letter 'i' most times n am tired of trying to press hard to get it to type cos e dey too wound my artificial nails!!!

anyways let me move on to the topic of the day, i just realised that my every post has a man or a story of one man or another in it sha na wa ooooo na so i like man reach but hold on f i no like man who i come like na woman??????????????????? some peeps like woman sha but hey them no get those strong arms that when i am in i feel like i have no troubles n the world, or their very husky sexy voices and how loud it gets when they get upset or the fact that u just feel very safe around them cos of their masculine presence and most importantly according to the koko master himself 'the koko', i accept nothing else for this world sweet reach 'the koko' oooooo!!!!!!!! abi i lie?????????????

so for my next few posts am gonna try hard no to talk about man n see if i would survive it oooo cos e go hard!!!!!!
did i mention i love my boyfriend very much. o ok of course i do love him very much cos he makes me very happy but as always em self get em own buts!!!

am out for now...
ciao...

weight loss time!!!

Let me start by sayin that i have never really been a skinny person all my life that i remember since i ten dto be suffering from amnesia these days and so i have always been comfortable in my big body!!!
i rememeber i prmary school i used to be bigger than most of my mates n the same goes for high school, i also had this trade mark which am sure most people would remember before they evn remembered my name n that my BUM!!!(OOPS AM SHY NOW)...

anyways urs truly s really addin some unwanted weight n i knw that it is time to get rid of it all for the first i am really bothered about my weight because loads of people have been complainng n the one that hurt me most was when my oga sad to me n i quote ''tweetie the last time i saw u ur thighs were not this big ooooo i think we need to do something about it'' ehen e don happen i got a major shocker and i am tryin my best to work on the weight loss program whch isnt very easy i must admit but i dont want my oga to start looking at all those slim young girls ooo biko as man is scarce in the market rigt now..

na so urs truly start diet oo fish, chicken, eggs, leaves and more leaves....water, water n no fizzy drinks at all!!! i go die..n then i go say make i try join gym na so dem tell me £95 to join n trust me i said to the guy that i would be back the next day!!!! i have not been able to bring myself to go n register there oo cos its cost oooooooooooo!!!

pls peeps should donate to my cause so that i dont loose my man oooooo!!!

credit crunch et all!!!!

Hey ths lazy child s here again ooo n this tme its to gossip small about what happened yesterday oooooo!!! i don spoil no be small thing sha!!
anyways in high school i had a friend wh lived opposite some really cool boys n we all used to play together even though they were older than us and i was so young.. but i had my eye on one of them but as usual he used to look at me like his younger sis or so i want to think!!!
anyways thanks to the new communication enhancer called FB p.s that mark guy is making so much monies from out unnecessary addiction to his site sha tory for anoda day..
so we found ourselves on fb recently n we have been chattin on n off well he says he is in london and we decided to meet up for lunch abi drinks me i dont knw which one to call it...
typically naija i would say but he says he had to sort his very hyper active niece out he was late so i took my tme to window shop as urs truly is very broke at the moment.. well he met me up in the shops n we went into a few more shops together before we decided to go for a meal at nandos where i had a really nice ceasar salad since i don turn goat wey dey chop leaf as a result of tryin to shed some excess fat n the system..
after the meal i started to feel some kind of electric shock vibes going on btw us n at the station he leaned so close to me i knew he wanted to kiss me but he withdraw n i was so cursing hm under my breath...anywas we got on the train n decided to get off at the westend n c wat soho had to offer that evenin..
got some coffee cos it was getting chilly (london bulls&*t weather)n then he does what he should have done like years back n i said to him wat took u so long??????????? it was a beautiful kiss n then a wonderful evening cos we strolled like lovers (even though we r not as yours truly has a boyfriend who she is so in love with at the mo but mehn a girl is allowed some distraction once in a while) through soho, leicester square n finally trafalgar square where my big body started to ache n i decided it was time to call it a night.

i had so much fun and i dont regret that kiss at all cos its really been a whle i had such long walk at night like tourists do (now i understand y oyins too dey go holiday)..

i don mebo small for today, meanwhile wat is up wth this credit cruch wahala everyday its a new company last week it the tourist airlin XL airlins n today its the 4th biggest investment bankers in the US lehman brothers takin up the bankruptcy protection so that they can organise themselves n pay up their debtors within a period of time n my Merill lynch has been bought over by bank of Americe for £50 billion...
Na only baba God go ft save us...

p.s i got a temp job at the mo which i enjoy so am not jobless afterall..
gats to run now...stay blesse n have a blessed weekend...

ciao!!!

jobless graduate!!!!

ok now my laziness has really taken a dive for the worse, i am practically on the internet 24-7 but i dont have the patience to sit down and start to type all thislong blog sturves ooo!!!

well like the title suggests i am a very jobless graduate n its killing me cos the boredom is driving me insane...all i do is eat, sleep n eat again n then finally go to bed at night, am so scared that i dont burst very soon cos my oga would soon start to complain.
anyways my jobless situation in obodo oyibo is really making me have a rethink on moving back to my country, Nigeria may not be the best country to live in but its opportunities are abound especially with its new take on investments and openings in every sector i am really sincerely considering moving back to serve my country and eventually take up a permanent position back home!!!!!

i really dont know if am making the right decision but in this my jobless situation and numerous failed interviews i think i would just go back to my beloved country and make some thing out of my degree...

its so crazy how employer expect a fesh graduate to have 5 years experience in their field when they have been in full time studies, besides how do i get that experience if you are not willing to employ an and train me...mehn i just tire sha..

i need directions at this point in my life trusting that i am making the right decisions..

i have slept all day but i feel sleepy again so am gonna have to ex now n i do promise(pinky promise) to write more often since i really do not have anything else i do..
ciao!!!!